Also, can I just say that I don’t really want to live in a world where a man can’t grab a woman and kiss the hell out of her any more.
Seriously. I crave spontaneity like that, and it’s just really kind of a fucking bummer that you can’t have it without someone calling it something that it’s not.
I want “shut up” kisses and “I’m going to kiss you because I can’t stand NOT kissing you” kisses. I want moments where she’s turning to leave and he’s pulling her back and kissing her til she’s dizzy. I want the cute little arguments about how much she does or does not want to be kissed that end in hot makeout sessions.
I want “make me” arguments where they try to one up each other, and more “you couldn’t handle it”, and I want people to understand what fucking flirting looks like, for the love of all that is holy.
I want it to be okay for a guy to playfully suggest a kiss in reward for a good deed, like every man I know in my actual real life does. I want it to be okay for a guy to fucking try to break a curse on his True Love by kissing her without someone calling foul.
Like I’m not saying that strangers on the street should be doing it, but like … come on, you know what I mean.